Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2014
BRAIN HARVEST (18)
Remembering The Hell
Int: Tulane Medical School-Professor Fennel's Class-Monday-2 p.m.
Professor Fennel
"Now the Golgi bodies transport the different proteins, remember that...through the channels, gates, and the pumps to the right locations, just like a postal service."
Random Student
"Probably a lot faster, too!"
(Everybody Laughing)
Brian raising hand
"Excuse me, but how does it know where to send each protein?"
Professor Fennel
"Good question Brian, especially when you consider protein packaging consist of 25 thousand genes which in turn can make 25 thousand polypeptide chains of protein, now consider the shape of the protein, as it can change according to it's purpose, to the surrounding molecules, it's ability to fit in, and this is all decided by the dna template strand which is copied exactly from the Endoplasmic Reticullum...the studded Ribosomes characterizes the RNA molecule, giving it it's predetermined address, like I said, this is merely a copy called the mRNA or messenger DNA...which is shipped to the factory floor so to speak, where each protein is carefully developed for it's eventual function based on the pre-encoded template...okay?"
Brian to Sydney
"See, I was paying attention...I'm getting my money's worth out of this yet!"
Sydney raising hand
"Oh yea, well watch this..."
Fennel
"Go ahead sir...what was your name?"
Sydney
"Sydney...Sydney Waxman...so during those changes, these modifications, does the mRNA form into amino acids?"
Fennel
"No, the mRNA translates into polypeptide chains, or a chain of amino acids which is a basic way of saying it's converted from one language to the other...don't forget, the amino acids bind to one another by a chemical bond between carbon and nitrogen, called the peptide bond, in groups...resulting in a peptide chain!"
Brian
"Excuse me sir, one ore question, I seem to remember you saying that proteins encompass 20 different peptide chains..." (sticking tongue out at Sydney)
Fennel
"Correct, just consider how many words one can make with an alphabet of 26 letters...remember we're talking polypeptide, an almost limitless number of combinations...they are not like two peptides which is two, but mutiply that at 20 times 20 at 400, or or 20 times 20 times 20 you get 8000, and can anyone remember the Latin for those two?"
Sydney holding hand up
Fennel
"Yes Waxman, I mean Sydney?"
Sydney
"Two peptides are a dipetide and three is a tripetide..." (sticking tongue back at Brian)
Bell rings, doors unlock
Fennel
"Till next Monday, study those channels, gates, and pumps...they'll be a quiz, and don't forget to think before using your brain...it's there for a reason...use it, till next time...good day!"
Walking out toward parking garage.
Brian
"Getting a little competitive here...Lovin it!"
Sydney
"Only three weeks till finals, not gonna fuck it up now..."
Brian
"Well, even if I don't know everything, at least I can kiss some ass and get on their good side!"
Sydney
"Same thing I was thinking, we should hang out, maybe get a room together...
Brian
"Funny wabbit...thought I'd head back and take a shower, those classes always make me feel dirty!"
Sydney
"Wonder who we'll run into tonight?
Brian
"You mean for those we choose to enter Zombie Land?"
Sydney
"Yea, the world of tomorrows with dreams you'll never remember..."
Brian
"Nor want to... you know..what's been bugging me, the only thing I can't get out of my mind is Tyrone blowing up on Paula...can't get that shit out of my mind!"
Sydney
"He's all or nothing, attitude is not one of his better virtues...I wouldn't let it worry you?"
Brian
I know there's no reason to be worried, be angry, or even care...he'll always be an asshole, it's in his genes!"
Sydney
"As long as he keeps it in his jeans..."
Brian
"Paula certainly stood up to him...the girl isn't scared of anything or anyone..."
Sydney
"Nope, she's an original!"
(Scene Switch)
(Two Hours Later)
Int: Whole Foods-7 p.m.
Ginger (formerly abducted victim) shopping with girlfriend Angela
Ginger
"Are you sure about needing the extra free range chicken breast?"
Angela (Valley Girl)
"Of course, it's like the most awesome thing, the meat is to die for...it's amazing!
Ginger
"What's the difference, it's freaking chicken?"
Angela
"Are you for real...you know that just regular "gag me with a spoon" free range chickens just walks around moping, dragging their ass, no guidance...no incentive to think healthy, firm up, where as the extra free range chickens have their own personal trainers, that stimulate and encourage the birds to get off their ass and move around!"
Ginger
"Like what, doing laps, sprints, chicken marathons?"
Angela
"Something like that...all I know is that they taste better.
(Scene Switch)
Brian and Sydney in Odyssey pulling up to Whole Foods
Brian
"Been a while since we did a revisit."
Sydney
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Brian
"What's the harm...they've got the tasting table, the smoothies, it's close by, and my muscles feel like I've been carrying fat people on my back while doing a marathon!"
Sydney
"Didn't realize Tyrone had so much shit, dude's like a pack rat..."
Brian
"Hey, don't forget we were moving a medical clinic, too?"
Sydney
"No, more like a plasma center where you don't get paid...you just do a two day withdraw!"
Brian
Like a blood center you take stoners against their will who can't tolerate reality...shit this place is packed tonight...people acting like they haven't eaten in week!"
Sydney
"Only place I know where you can pick up a loaf of organic bread for only 10 bucks!"
Brian
"Nothing on sale, shit nothing is ever on sale at Whole Foods...their claim to fame...blatant price gouging at it's finest..."
Sydney
"And they Love it, too!"
Brian
"You got that right, come on...let's see who wants to play Zombie King tonight!"
Brian and Sydney walk into Whole Foods
Thermos on sling on Brian's shoulder
Brian
"Ah-oh, my Gaydar is up, look over there...looks like a convention of Brokeback Mountain casting extras in a group meeting!"
Sydney
Probably, just teammates who find themselves amazing..."
Brian
"Can't get enough of each other or themselves...well let's give this a try."
Sydney
"I'll just drift behind you sweet thing...we'll spoon later!"
Brian
"Promises, promises..."
Brian walking up to two guys paired off
"Excuse me, have any winners today?"
(Scene Switch)
Ginger (the abductress still shopping with Angela) looks up, seeing Brian and Sydney talking to Gay Duo
Ginger
"Hey, I know those two, but I can't quite put my finger on it?"
Angela
"Can't put your finger on what...who?"
Ginger
"No...those two guys over there, with the white shirts...the medical shit, those are the guys who..."
Angela
"I'm confused, who...what...where?"
Ginger
"I got it, fuckin A...those were the bastards that abducted me and shit!"
Angela
"Are you dead sure...you don't want to go around pointing fingers unless your positive?"
Ginger
"Oh yea, I'm sure, that's the guys...wonder what the hell they're doing back over here?"
Angela
"Shopping, it's what everybody else comes here to do?"
Ginger
"Yea, they're shopping alright, but what they're looking for doesn't fit in a cart...we have to keep an eye on these guys..."
Angela
"Maybe we should follow them around, see what they're up to?"
Ginger
"That's just what I was thinking, come on...let's get your jock chicken, and hang loose.
(Scene Switch)
Brian and Sydney making quick time with the Gay Duo
Gay Guy #1
"I'm always a winner, whether on top or the bottom."
Gay Guy #2
"It's strictly who gets off the finish line first..."
Gay Guy #1
"And who gets to finish, why...you guys interested in doing a marathon?"
Brian
"I always get the booty, wanna do some practice laps?"
Gay Guy #1
Aggressive big boy aren't you...I like that?"
Brian
"You know what goes good before a big race?"
Gay Guy #2
"What's you got sweet thing?"
(Scene Switch)
Showing two guys (hallucinating) strapped down in he back of Odyssey with three seats belts tied around them, with their legs wrapped up in a shoulder harness.
Sydney looking at guys in back seat
"I just Love this van, plenty of belts and constraints."
Brian
"Like I always say...safety first!"
(Scene Switch)
Ginger and Angela waiting in their car, watching Brian and Sydney leaving with the tied up Gay Duo.
Ginger
"That's it, that's the deal...they just drugged those guys I bet, taking them for a little road trip they'll never remember..."
Angela
"So, those are the guys that took you...what assholes?"
Ginger
"Yea, it's all coming back now, we can follow them and see what's up, probably over at that place on Carrollton Avenue."
Ginger follows them, but soon realizes they're going to a different location.
Ginger
"No, no something's not right here, they're going east, what the fuck?"
Angela
"What's wrong, thought you knew these guys?"
Ginger
"No...that's not it, this is not the right direction...they must have moved or something."
Pulling close to the entrance of the back parking lot of the old clock shop on Loyala they stop.
Watching Brian's van pulling in.
Ginger
"So, this is a new place...we can't just go back there right now, for all I know they've got weapons and stuff back there..."
Angela
"What are we going to do?"
Ginger
"Nothing right now...but we can come back a little bit more prepared next time..."
Angela
"This is crazy girl...whatta you have in mind?"
Ginger
"Our own little forced form of abduction, I'm gonna make those fuckers pay dearly on our next visit!
(Scene Close)
Sydney
"Nope, she's an original!"
(Scene Switch)
(Two Hours Later)
Int: Whole Foods-7 p.m.
Ginger (formerly abducted victim) shopping with girlfriend Angela
Ginger
"Are you sure about needing the extra free range chicken breast?"
Angela (Valley Girl)
"Of course, it's like the most awesome thing, the meat is to die for...it's amazing!
Ginger
"What's the difference, it's freaking chicken?"
Angela
"Are you for real...you know that just regular "gag me with a spoon" free range chickens just walks around moping, dragging their ass, no guidance...no incentive to think healthy, firm up, where as the extra free range chickens have their own personal trainers, that stimulate and encourage the birds to get off their ass and move around!"
Ginger
"Like what, doing laps, sprints, chicken marathons?"
Angela
"Something like that...all I know is that they taste better.
(Scene Switch)
Brian and Sydney in Odyssey pulling up to Whole Foods
Brian
"Been a while since we did a revisit."
Sydney
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Brian
"What's the harm...they've got the tasting table, the smoothies, it's close by, and my muscles feel like I've been carrying fat people on my back while doing a marathon!"
Sydney
"Didn't realize Tyrone had so much shit, dude's like a pack rat..."
Brian
"Hey, don't forget we were moving a medical clinic, too?"
Sydney
"No, more like a plasma center where you don't get paid...you just do a two day withdraw!"
Brian
Like a blood center you take stoners against their will who can't tolerate reality...shit this place is packed tonight...people acting like they haven't eaten in week!"
Sydney
"Only place I know where you can pick up a loaf of organic bread for only 10 bucks!"
Brian
"Nothing on sale, shit nothing is ever on sale at Whole Foods...their claim to fame...blatant price gouging at it's finest..."
Sydney
"And they Love it, too!"
Brian
"You got that right, come on...let's see who wants to play Zombie King tonight!"
Brian and Sydney walk into Whole Foods
Thermos on sling on Brian's shoulder
Brian
"Ah-oh, my Gaydar is up, look over there...looks like a convention of Brokeback Mountain casting extras in a group meeting!"
Sydney
Probably, just teammates who find themselves amazing..."
Brian
"Can't get enough of each other or themselves...well let's give this a try."
Sydney
"I'll just drift behind you sweet thing...we'll spoon later!"
Brian
"Promises, promises..."
Brian walking up to two guys paired off
"Excuse me, have any winners today?"
(Scene Switch)
Ginger (the abductress still shopping with Angela) looks up, seeing Brian and Sydney talking to Gay Duo
Ginger
"Hey, I know those two, but I can't quite put my finger on it?"
Angela
"Can't put your finger on what...who?"
Ginger
"No...those two guys over there, with the white shirts...the medical shit, those are the guys who..."
Angela
"I'm confused, who...what...where?"
Ginger
"I got it, fuckin A...those were the bastards that abducted me and shit!"
Angela
"Are you dead sure...you don't want to go around pointing fingers unless your positive?"
Ginger
"Oh yea, I'm sure, that's the guys...wonder what the hell they're doing back over here?"
Angela
"Shopping, it's what everybody else comes here to do?"
Ginger
"Yea, they're shopping alright, but what they're looking for doesn't fit in a cart...we have to keep an eye on these guys..."
Angela
"Maybe we should follow them around, see what they're up to?"
Ginger
"That's just what I was thinking, come on...let's get your jock chicken, and hang loose.
(Scene Switch)
Brian and Sydney making quick time with the Gay Duo
"I'm always a winner, whether on top or the bottom."
Gay Guy #2
"It's strictly who gets off the finish line first..."
Gay Guy #1
"And who gets to finish, why...you guys interested in doing a marathon?"
Brian
"I always get the booty, wanna do some practice laps?"
Gay Guy #1
Aggressive big boy aren't you...I like that?"
Brian
"You know what goes good before a big race?"
Gay Guy #2
"What's you got sweet thing?"
(Scene Switch)
Showing two guys (hallucinating) strapped down in he back of Odyssey with three seats belts tied around them, with their legs wrapped up in a shoulder harness.
Sydney looking at guys in back seat
"I just Love this van, plenty of belts and constraints."
Brian
"Like I always say...safety first!"
(Scene Switch)
Ginger and Angela waiting in their car, watching Brian and Sydney leaving with the tied up Gay Duo.
Ginger
"That's it, that's the deal...they just drugged those guys I bet, taking them for a little road trip they'll never remember..."
Angela
"So, those are the guys that took you...what assholes?"
Ginger
"Yea, it's all coming back now, we can follow them and see what's up, probably over at that place on Carrollton Avenue."
Ginger follows them, but soon realizes they're going to a different location.
Ginger
"No, no something's not right here, they're going east, what the fuck?"
Angela
"What's wrong, thought you knew these guys?"
Ginger
"No...that's not it, this is not the right direction...they must have moved or something."
Pulling close to the entrance of the back parking lot of the old clock shop on Loyala they stop.
Watching Brian's van pulling in.
Ginger
"So, this is a new place...we can't just go back there right now, for all I know they've got weapons and stuff back there..."
Angela
"What are we going to do?"
Ginger
"Nothing right now...but we can come back a little bit more prepared next time..."
Angela
"This is crazy girl...whatta you have in mind?"
Ginger
"Our own little forced form of abduction, I'm gonna make those fuckers pay dearly on our next visit!
(Scene Close)
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