Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2014
Brain Harvest (19)
Unexpected Party
Ext: Tulane Medical School-Tuesday-2 p.m.
Brian and Sydney getting out of class.
Going into parking garage, getting into Odyssey
Brian
"That was a bitch class, every time we have Taylor, trying to do her interpretations on what she thinks the meaning of DNA means. I mean it's like there's not enough stars in the universe, it blows my mind!"
Sydney
"Beer goggles on me when she speaks, I just figure the universe wins out once again..."
Brian
"I thought we'd do something different...how 'bout the Bayou Mall...haven't done a big mall before...should be a nice change up..."
Sydney
"Aren't we getting beyond ourselves...you mean like a real food court...I'm pumped!"
Brian
Possibilities are endless...just think, big jumbo salted pretzels, unlimited gooey Bear claws, and lots of slushy mushies, slurpy smoothies...combinations that will blow your mind...can't go wrong with that...excellent place to taste new things!"
Sydney
"Plenty of choices...and I'm thinking we be the alternate...maybe"
Brian
"Good way of looking at the obvious...oh, by the way...the way that mall is configured, it might be kind of a bitch getting in and out...you know from where we're parked...gonna need to look around, try to find the closest spot to the exit.
Coming around the corner, they find the freight loading area which just happens to connect to the backs of the restaurants.
Brian
"Perfect, just like the Doctor ordered!"
Sydney
"Out of sight, out of mind..."
Walking around to the front of the mall entrance, walking through mall, going into food court.
Brian seeing sign saying "Beefy Fries".
Brian
"Boy, that's a heart attack made in heaven, just waiting to happen..."
Sydney
"It's crazy some of the stuff they sell around here...they should have a special kiosk for Lipid test!"
Brian
"It's a lesson in creative chemistry, like how many flavors can we put into a chicken before one realizes it was machine separated and reconstituted, how many colors can we make them out of...hey look a bright red double crusted corn dog...no chicken, but somewhere a dog was mentioned...yummy!
Brian spots lone girl and guy over by the Super Sloppy Joe kiosk.
Brian
"Come on, we've got clients waiting 12 o'clock dead ahead!"
Sydney
"These two...they look like they would prefer to be left alone?"
Brian walks up
"Excuse me, how's your Super Sloppy?"
Guy looking irritated
"It's fine, just fine...can I help you with something?"
Brian
"We were doing a random taste test..."
Sydney
"We're from the National Underground Taste Test Committee."
Brian looking around, spots a guy with a camera from a distance and waves to him.
Guy waves back
Brian
"That's our cameraman over there...anyway could could you take a moment and taste a product, see if you can tell any difference?"
Guy
"Do I get paid for this, what's going on here?"
Brian
"After the survey okay, let's see how you do..."
Sydney already pouring shroom elixir into plastic cup, handing it to Guy
"Here you go sir!"
Guy taking sip, smacking lips
"Wow, kinda of...kinda punchy...like a strawberry/ cherry something?"
Girl
"I wanna try, please, please, please, tell your photographer to frame me, I'm perfect for a promotion!"
Sydney pours another cup and hand it to her.
"Here you go...look into the camera and be surprised!"
Guy
"Wow, where's the other sample?"
Sydney
"Oh, I'm sorry...it's in the other side of the Thermos, it's a split holder, hold on..."
Guy sipping round two of same side of Thermos
"Oh boy...this one is much better, really setting things off now...like whoa...hey, what's in this shit?"
Sydney
"It's a current combination of the new and improved and the tried and been there!"
Girl (now starting to hallucinate)
"It all...well makes sense to me...life is so fucking cool man!"
Guy
"My questions have been answered, the second one is the better of the dozen I've tried so far..."
Brian looking at Sydney
"They most certainly have been, now...so, without any questions that we care to answer...now you two, if you guys...being the couple in wait...would now be good enough to come outside to finish the rest of the interview and be rewarded with an unplanned weekend road trip in the middle of the week...who knew how lucky you Guy's fell into luck..."
Guy
"Okay, sounds like someone's gettin something...hey...can I bring my girlfriend, too...she puts out when she's in the mood...kinda like always...puts out that is?
Brian
"Of course, putting out freely is a great incentive to the bigger prize...here's an idea...let's bring her along, too, and see what happens?"
Guy
"Sounds like we be hittin on somethin, this is too cool man...where do we go?"
Sydney
"Come with us, the limo awaits..."
They escort the hallucinating couple to the back freight exit and into the awaiting van.
(Scene Switch)
Ext: Just down the street from Tyrone's back parking lot.
Ginger and Angela waiting for Brian and Sydney to show up with tonight's abduction.
Angela
"Your serious about all this girl...huh...never thought it would get to these darts...are you sure this crap is gonna work?"
Ginger (former abductress)
"If they don't, you better start running, cause there are going to be two pissed off dudes!"
(Scene Switch)
Int: Luigi's Deli-Elysian Fields Avenue-10 P.M.
Paula talking to her best friend Katy while going through this night's receipts.
Paula
"Can't figure out why a guy with as much as he has to look forward to, is messing around with this monkey business like he is?"
Katy
"Well...maybe he's overcome with the money...that's usually what sucks 'em in, it does the deal!
Paula
"So, all this is...is a thrill rush, like a greed trip...he's like living a dream, on the outside...of course, he could be dealing drugs or something?"
Katy
"It's the whole image thing, everybody get's an inside angle, a position or something...can't help themselves...didn't seek it...it just found them...happens all the time!"
Paula
"Well, it's a little more complicated than that...I mean this guy is dealing people..."
Katy
"What...I thought you said he was working some side clinic shit, that's what you told me, right?
Paula
"Not completely straight with you on that...just so you know,,,he's getting people high against their will, abducting them, then taking them to this place where body chemical are extracted, like brain fluids and stuff, then they return them back to the streets...like fucking nothing ever happened!"
Katy
"What the fuck...that's kidnapping...do yourself a favor and don't get caught up in his shit, his hell hole, you hear me?"
Paula
"That's just it...I've already went on a mission with them, thought he was making it up, but it turned out to be the real deal, now whatever you want to call it...an outing, and yea, I even took part in drawing these guys in...I know the the whole game, and shit...I still can't this guy out of my mind...it just sucks!"
Katy
"Well, if you've got your foot that far into the door, I would simply consider if he is a keeper, worth the risk, from there an ultimatum, you or his wacky ways...he's got to make a choice and decide...listen to me...if he's worth it...find his answer, save yourself a heart break, okay?"
Paula
"Yea, your right...one things for sure?"
Katy
"What's that?"
Paula
"Nothings going to change, if I don't take a stand!"
Katy
"Exactly..."
Paula
"Well, let's see, I know where he should be at right now...maybe I can get lucky...you know, cut him off at the path..."
Katy
"Well, it's simple really...if he doesn't want to play ball with you, you've seen the light...the answer is clear, no sitting around guessing where this is going to go, or end up...right?"
Paula
"Your too good to me, I'm going to see what's going on right now...hope you don't mind me splitting early?"
Katy
"Your doing the right thing...good luck girl...be careful out there!"
(Scene Switch)
Ext: Tyrone's Extraction Location-Loyala Drive-Back Parking Lot-10:30 P.M.
Brian and Sydney returning to extraction clinic with hallucinating couple tied up in seat belts.
Brian talking to Sydney
"Oh yea, today's payday, too...I figure we should be getting about 4 thousand a piece...I'm overcoming my fears, starting to get into this...finally!"
Sydney
"Four grand puts a smile on my face, too...hell of a way to pay off those loans...weird shit!
Brian
"By the way, I wanted to compliment you on the way you covered with that split Thermos shit...great ass idea...very cool!"
Sydney looking back at tied up couple
"Yea, caught me completely off guard when he asked for the other sample...just look at them two...tripping blissfully into the moonlight!"
Brian
"Well, anyway..for what it's worth...I thought you handled it perfectly...absolutely no hesitation...your going to make a great Doctor one day!"
Pulling up into Tyrone's back parking lot.
Catching the attention of the waiting Ginger and Angela
(Scene Switch)
Ginger laughing
"Here they come now...Boy...have we got a surprise for you little bastards...surprise!"
(Scene Close)
Brian
"That's our cameraman over there...anyway could could you take a moment and taste a product, see if you can tell any difference?"
Guy
"Do I get paid for this, what's going on here?"
Brian
"After the survey okay, let's see how you do..."
Sydney already pouring shroom elixir into plastic cup, handing it to Guy
"Here you go sir!"
Guy taking sip, smacking lips
"Wow, kinda of...kinda punchy...like a strawberry/ cherry something?"
Girl
"I wanna try, please, please, please, tell your photographer to frame me, I'm perfect for a promotion!"
Sydney pours another cup and hand it to her.
"Here you go...look into the camera and be surprised!"
Guy
"Wow, where's the other sample?"
Sydney
"Oh, I'm sorry...it's in the other side of the Thermos, it's a split holder, hold on..."
Guy sipping round two of same side of Thermos
"Oh boy...this one is much better, really setting things off now...like whoa...hey, what's in this shit?"
Sydney
"It's a current combination of the new and improved and the tried and been there!"
Girl (now starting to hallucinate)
"It all...well makes sense to me...life is so fucking cool man!"
Guy
"My questions have been answered, the second one is the better of the dozen I've tried so far..."
Brian looking at Sydney
"They most certainly have been, now...so, without any questions that we care to answer...now you two, if you guys...being the couple in wait...would now be good enough to come outside to finish the rest of the interview and be rewarded with an unplanned weekend road trip in the middle of the week...who knew how lucky you Guy's fell into luck..."
Guy
"Okay, sounds like someone's gettin something...hey...can I bring my girlfriend, too...she puts out when she's in the mood...kinda like always...puts out that is?
Brian
"Of course, putting out freely is a great incentive to the bigger prize...here's an idea...let's bring her along, too, and see what happens?"
Guy
"Sounds like we be hittin on somethin, this is too cool man...where do we go?"
Sydney
"Come with us, the limo awaits..."
They escort the hallucinating couple to the back freight exit and into the awaiting van.
(Scene Switch)
Ext: Just down the street from Tyrone's back parking lot.
Ginger and Angela waiting for Brian and Sydney to show up with tonight's abduction.
Angela
"Your serious about all this girl...huh...never thought it would get to these darts...are you sure this crap is gonna work?"
Ginger (former abductress)
"If they don't, you better start running, cause there are going to be two pissed off dudes!"
(Scene Switch)
Int: Luigi's Deli-Elysian Fields Avenue-10 P.M.
Paula talking to her best friend Katy while going through this night's receipts.
Paula
"Can't figure out why a guy with as much as he has to look forward to, is messing around with this monkey business like he is?"
Katy
"Well...maybe he's overcome with the money...that's usually what sucks 'em in, it does the deal!
Paula
"So, all this is...is a thrill rush, like a greed trip...he's like living a dream, on the outside...of course, he could be dealing drugs or something?"
Katy
"It's the whole image thing, everybody get's an inside angle, a position or something...can't help themselves...didn't seek it...it just found them...happens all the time!"
Paula
"Well, it's a little more complicated than that...I mean this guy is dealing people..."
Katy
"What...I thought you said he was working some side clinic shit, that's what you told me, right?
Paula
"Not completely straight with you on that...just so you know,,,he's getting people high against their will, abducting them, then taking them to this place where body chemical are extracted, like brain fluids and stuff, then they return them back to the streets...like fucking nothing ever happened!"
Katy
"What the fuck...that's kidnapping...do yourself a favor and don't get caught up in his shit, his hell hole, you hear me?"
Paula
"That's just it...I've already went on a mission with them, thought he was making it up, but it turned out to be the real deal, now whatever you want to call it...an outing, and yea, I even took part in drawing these guys in...I know the the whole game, and shit...I still can't this guy out of my mind...it just sucks!"
Katy
"Well, if you've got your foot that far into the door, I would simply consider if he is a keeper, worth the risk, from there an ultimatum, you or his wacky ways...he's got to make a choice and decide...listen to me...if he's worth it...find his answer, save yourself a heart break, okay?"
Paula
"Yea, your right...one things for sure?"
Katy
"What's that?"
Paula
"Nothings going to change, if I don't take a stand!"
Katy
"Exactly..."
Paula
"Well, let's see, I know where he should be at right now...maybe I can get lucky...you know, cut him off at the path..."
Katy
"Well, it's simple really...if he doesn't want to play ball with you, you've seen the light...the answer is clear, no sitting around guessing where this is going to go, or end up...right?"
Paula
"Your too good to me, I'm going to see what's going on right now...hope you don't mind me splitting early?"
Katy
"Your doing the right thing...good luck girl...be careful out there!"
(Scene Switch)
Ext: Tyrone's Extraction Location-Loyala Drive-Back Parking Lot-10:30 P.M.
Brian and Sydney returning to extraction clinic with hallucinating couple tied up in seat belts.
Brian talking to Sydney
"Oh yea, today's payday, too...I figure we should be getting about 4 thousand a piece...I'm overcoming my fears, starting to get into this...finally!"
Sydney
"Four grand puts a smile on my face, too...hell of a way to pay off those loans...weird shit!
Brian
"By the way, I wanted to compliment you on the way you covered with that split Thermos shit...great ass idea...very cool!"
Sydney looking back at tied up couple
"Yea, caught me completely off guard when he asked for the other sample...just look at them two...tripping blissfully into the moonlight!"
Brian
"Well, anyway..for what it's worth...I thought you handled it perfectly...absolutely no hesitation...your going to make a great Doctor one day!"
Pulling up into Tyrone's back parking lot.
Catching the attention of the waiting Ginger and Angela
(Scene Switch)
Ginger laughing
"Here they come now...Boy...have we got a surprise for you little bastards...surprise!"
(Scene Close)
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