Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2014
BRAIN HARVEST (20)
Final Decision-Epilogue
Ext: Tyrone's Back Parking Lot-11 P.M.
Seeing Brian and Sydney in Odyssey coming into back parking lot with hallucinating couple in tow, Ginger and Angela exit's BMW with medieval blow dart tubes with knock-out darts as projectiles. As Brian and Sydney get out of van to start the process of untangling the subjects, the girls appear from behind the car, walking up nonchalantly. they put blow guns to their mouths and each blow darts into Brian and Sydney's necks, hitting them both at close range
Both in turn, sort of stare at the girls for a second, and both fall to the ground.
Ginger
"Nothing but a big pile of sleepy heads...we've reduced them to road kill...such a shame!"
Angela
"Who are these guys anyway, I'd do the big one...pretty cute?"
Ginger
"Just some stray compound chemist zero's...not sure where to take them now..."
Angela
"We could take them inside there, maybe tie 'em up to the wall, what do you think?"
Ginger
"Just an idea...don't look like they're in any shape for driving!"
Angela
"No way, shit I was thinking anything other than that..."
Ginger
"Well, good question, I really don't know...let's drag 'em in, good idea!"
(Scene Switch)
Int: Sydney looking out back window, seeing Brian and Sydney laying on ground.
Tyrone talking to himself
"What the fuck you guys be layin on the ground for?"
Ginger seeing Tyrone coming out door, walks around van, reloading blow gun, and quietly comes to his back, blowing the dart into his neck at close range.
Tyrone smiles for a second and falls to the ground.
Ginger
"Another loser to hit the dust, you fucking shit hole!"
Angela
"What a mess, it's getting crowded out here, let's at least get them out of the draft...come on help me here!"
They both start pulling Brian in first, one holding his legs and the other his arms.
(Scene Switch)
Paula slowly crawls up driveway in her car, lights off, already seeing Ginger's BMW wagon, Brian's Odyssey, and Tyrone's Toyota van.
She spots from a distance Ginger and Angela carrying Brian into building.
Paula talking to herself
"Damn, this doesn't look good...at all!"
Seeing Ginger and Angela dragging Brian into building.
She starts digging around in her purse, finding a small can of mace and remembering that her nephew left it under her seat, a small toy replica of a 38 special pistol.
She gets out of car and slowly approaches back window of building looking in.
(Scene Switch)
Ginger inside directing Angela to where to move drugged body's to.
Ginger
"Here, let's put them up against the wall, we can use this extension cord...just tie them all together!"
Angela
"Are these cords approved for tying 3 guys up?"
Ginger
"We'll soon find out, shit...we might as well take their pants off, too!"
(Scene Switch)
Couple left in van, start moving around, loosening up seat belts, they start freeing themselves and start making way their exit.
Couple hallucinating heavily, they wobble over to where Paula is standing as she looks into back window, she hears noise, turns around, couple like Zombies almost drooling on her, sprays them in the face with the mace.
They cover their faces moaning.
(Scene Switch)
Ginger hears groaning from outside budding
"What the hell was that?"
Angela
"Groaning like a bitch...maybe some animals got run over...I don't know!"
Ginger walks to window, seeing hallucinating couple wandering around, temporarily blinded by the mace, holding their eyes.
Ginger
"Who in the fuck are these guys anyway?"
Angela
"I think that was the couple for tonight's extraction?"
Ginger
"Yea, that's it, never thought of that...come to think of it, that's probably the way I was looking, all tripped out and half-baked?"
Angela
"You want to bring them in, too?"
(Scene Switch)
"Suddenly Paula comes around wall with Mace and fake pistol in hand
"Hey you two, what do you think your doing?"
Ginger
"Stay out of this...nothing here concerns you bitch!"
Paula
"Don't know about that, you two, you two have no business being back here...and what did you do with the men folk, look...you two better stand like really still, cause I'm a complete wacko...shit I haven't even killed anybody this morning, don't get me started!"
Ginger
"You don't even know what's going on...where in the hell did you come from anyway?"
Paula
"All I know, is that you girls need to get back in your car (waving the two girls over to the Ginger's BMW wagon with the toy pistol...come on, don't make me crazy and kill something...go!"
No response from the girls as they just regroup in the cold wind.
Ginger and Paula hesitate as Ginger starts to pull hammer back on firing pin, focusing the gun on them, the girls jump as she cocks back, Paula calculating their every move, she motions them to leave one more time.
Paula
"Now, let's be good girls and get the hell out of here...I'll turn you guys into bitchty bites in two seconds...don't even try me...understand...now get into your car and split...now?"
Ginger
"You wrong bitch, those are the bad guys (pointing to Brian, Sydney, and Tyrone), they been doing some nasty things to people, against their will, they ruined me and no telling how many others!"
Paula getting emotional
"But it's not permanent, I know what they're doing isn't right, but it happens, this damn stuff just happens...I never said it was right (starting to cry), it just...it just happens!"
Hallucinating Guy standing and listening
"It's happening right now...I see the world, right now, and look...here I am surrounded by you beautiful woman...I'm in paradise!"
Angela
"Oh God, that's so pathetic, somebody just shoot him!"
Ginger
"Girl, your not going to fix this by helping them out, don't you see what I went through, these suckers have to pay!"
Paula
"Well, what is done is done, nothing I can do can do to fix that...it's water under the bridge, what can I do about it?"
Hallucinating Girl
"I want to go home now, I've seen the world, but now please take me home...I've been surveyed enough, keep me out of this!"
All the girls shaking their heads
Ginger
"See, I was like that, all goofy and plum out of my mind..."
Paula
"Yea, I'll bet your a lot of fun when you've been drinking, too...look, all I want is these two guys (pointing to Brian and Sydney), you can do what you want with the brother...he was the one running this organization, if you can call it that...but my boys are coming home with me, no if's or buts understand?"
Paula walks over and starts untying Brian (only in his underwear), then Sydney, as he too falls to the floor.
Paula
"What in the hell did you drug them with anyway...man they're conked out good?"
Ginger
"Suppose to be a contact serum...suppose to wear off in an hour or two, but I don't even know what it is?"
Paula
"Well, that's just great, what am I suppose to do now?"
Angela
"Pour some cold water on them, that usually does the trick?"
Paula
"Come on (waving the toy pistol), help me move these guys over, you grab some legs and you grab the arms (grabbing Brian), put him over on the table.
The girls comply.
Ginger
"So, what are you going to do with us, remember...we're not the problem here?"
Paula
"I'm still on the fence with all this shit, so fuck, I know what's going on, and yea...it's pretty disgusting...that's not what we're talking about here, so quit messing with my head..."
Paula starts looking through Tyrone's refrigerator, finds vial of B-12, and finds a packaged needle set in stash box.
Pulls a 10 milligram draw of the B-12 into the syringe, pats Brian's butt with a prep pad and injects the dose into him.
Angela
"So, I'm confused, you thought coming over here was going to fix anything?"
Ginger
"Aw fuck, she's in Love with one of the mad men, can't you see this shit?"
Paula
"Well, there's the bad guys, and those that just got drawn in...save somebody's ass this morning...so here goes, take Tyrone if you want to, have a fucking field day for all I care...but remember, if you do any bodily harm to him, the police will consider that mayhem...and ah, that's not a traffic ticket either!"
Brian starts coming around, scratching his neck, noticing he's not wearing any clothes.
Brian
"Whoa man, what's going on...man my neck is killing me...where's my clothes, shit?"
Paula
"Welcome back stranger, you were attacked my some misguided mosquitoes...your clothes are over there...hey, feel like driving?"
Brian
"Not really, where are we going?"
Paula
"Out...I'm calling the cops to come get your boss...if they're lucky...look, hate to throw you an ultimatum in your condition, but you need to decide on me or this shit...wouldn't wait too long on your answer, I think the natives are ready to cut your ass...I mean these vigilante bitzos are damn near ready to cut your damn balls off, so what is it?"
Brian seeing Ginger as former abductee
"That's the girl...one of them anyway we once did, I remember that face!"
Ginger
"You damn right bastard, you lucky your still...
Paula
"Shut up right now twinkle tits...you see her Brian...catch back with her would have either left you dead or wishing you were, so come on, we gotta go, Sydney's already in the back seat, I'm suggesting that you make an attempt to get your van out, too!"
Ginger walking up
"What's the big game plan Mother Love?"
Paula
"Look...I get it, don't push...once I leave with the boys in tow, I'm calling the cops over here...the hallucinating couple wandering around the neighborhood (looking at Brian) no telling where they're at, thanks to your sorry ass...but anyway, here's the deal, you either quit this shit this morning and have a chance with me or you can sit in some hell hole jail for no telling how long and waste your life away, you here me?"
Brian confused
"You mean you came over here...to give yourself...to me?"
Paula
"Look, I know your in no condition to make critical decisions...choices...but you don't have much time...so the prognosis is you either become a doctor and I will be your wife or you can spend twenty something years in a jail cell with some guy named Big Joe and you can be his bitch...what say you?"
Brian
"I like the first idea...can we go now?"
Hallucinating Couple coming back into parking lot from roaming around neighborhood.
Hallucinating Guy
"Where did you say we had to go to complete this taste test, this is taking too long...where is outside anyway?"
Hallucinating Girl
"It tasted good going down, but you just can't remember drinking it..."
Everybody just looks at each other and starts laughing.
(Scene Close)
EPILOGUE
Brian and Paula did get married, but Brian and Sydney never completed
their M.D. degrees due to the fact they had both forged their residency documents.
Instead they both became licensed homeopathic consultants in the State of California,
opening a chain of very successful nutritional stores called "Brain Foods".
Tyrone was found dead after he apparently overdosed on a wafer of Serotonin, that
he accidentally mistook for a Pop-Tart!
Ding-Wing was arrested and charged with trafficking unregistered body parts
and unclassified body fluids, however he was eventually acquitted after the authorities
found that the process was valid, just not recognized or understood by the court system.
Ding-Wing received a patent on the extraction process which he ended up selling to a
pharmaceutical company for billions of dollars.
He now lives on his own private island in the Turks,
where he offers memory sabbaticals to visiting clients!
(The End)
Ext: Tyrone's Back Parking Lot-11 P.M.
Seeing Brian and Sydney in Odyssey coming into back parking lot with hallucinating couple in tow, Ginger and Angela exit's BMW with medieval blow dart tubes with knock-out darts as projectiles. As Brian and Sydney get out of van to start the process of untangling the subjects, the girls appear from behind the car, walking up nonchalantly. they put blow guns to their mouths and each blow darts into Brian and Sydney's necks, hitting them both at close range
Both in turn, sort of stare at the girls for a second, and both fall to the ground.
Ginger
"Nothing but a big pile of sleepy heads...we've reduced them to road kill...such a shame!"
Angela
"Who are these guys anyway, I'd do the big one...pretty cute?"
Ginger
"Just some stray compound chemist zero's...not sure where to take them now..."
Angela
"We could take them inside there, maybe tie 'em up to the wall, what do you think?"
Ginger
"Just an idea...don't look like they're in any shape for driving!"
Angela
"No way, shit I was thinking anything other than that..."
Ginger
"Well, good question, I really don't know...let's drag 'em in, good idea!"
(Scene Switch)
Int: Sydney looking out back window, seeing Brian and Sydney laying on ground.
Tyrone talking to himself
"What the fuck you guys be layin on the ground for?"
Ginger seeing Tyrone coming out door, walks around van, reloading blow gun, and quietly comes to his back, blowing the dart into his neck at close range.
Tyrone smiles for a second and falls to the ground.
Ginger
"Another loser to hit the dust, you fucking shit hole!"
Angela
"What a mess, it's getting crowded out here, let's at least get them out of the draft...come on help me here!"
They both start pulling Brian in first, one holding his legs and the other his arms.
(Scene Switch)
Paula slowly crawls up driveway in her car, lights off, already seeing Ginger's BMW wagon, Brian's Odyssey, and Tyrone's Toyota van.
She spots from a distance Ginger and Angela carrying Brian into building.
Paula talking to herself
"Damn, this doesn't look good...at all!"
Seeing Ginger and Angela dragging Brian into building.
She starts digging around in her purse, finding a small can of mace and remembering that her nephew left it under her seat, a small toy replica of a 38 special pistol.
She gets out of car and slowly approaches back window of building looking in.
(Scene Switch)
Ginger inside directing Angela to where to move drugged body's to.
Ginger
"Here, let's put them up against the wall, we can use this extension cord...just tie them all together!"
Angela
"Are these cords approved for tying 3 guys up?"
Ginger
"We'll soon find out, shit...we might as well take their pants off, too!"
(Scene Switch)
Couple left in van, start moving around, loosening up seat belts, they start freeing themselves and start making way their exit.
Couple hallucinating heavily, they wobble over to where Paula is standing as she looks into back window, she hears noise, turns around, couple like Zombies almost drooling on her, sprays them in the face with the mace.
They cover their faces moaning.
(Scene Switch)
Ginger hears groaning from outside budding
"What the hell was that?"
Angela
"Groaning like a bitch...maybe some animals got run over...I don't know!"
Ginger walks to window, seeing hallucinating couple wandering around, temporarily blinded by the mace, holding their eyes.
Ginger
"Who in the fuck are these guys anyway?"
Angela
"I think that was the couple for tonight's extraction?"
Ginger
"Yea, that's it, never thought of that...come to think of it, that's probably the way I was looking, all tripped out and half-baked?"
Angela
"You want to bring them in, too?"
(Scene Switch)
"Suddenly Paula comes around wall with Mace and fake pistol in hand
"Hey you two, what do you think your doing?"
Ginger
"Stay out of this...nothing here concerns you bitch!"
Paula
"Don't know about that, you two, you two have no business being back here...and what did you do with the men folk, look...you two better stand like really still, cause I'm a complete wacko...shit I haven't even killed anybody this morning, don't get me started!"
Ginger
"You don't even know what's going on...where in the hell did you come from anyway?"
Paula
"All I know, is that you girls need to get back in your car (waving the two girls over to the Ginger's BMW wagon with the toy pistol...come on, don't make me crazy and kill something...go!"
No response from the girls as they just regroup in the cold wind.
Ginger and Paula hesitate as Ginger starts to pull hammer back on firing pin, focusing the gun on them, the girls jump as she cocks back, Paula calculating their every move, she motions them to leave one more time.
Paula
"Now, let's be good girls and get the hell out of here...I'll turn you guys into bitchty bites in two seconds...don't even try me...understand...now get into your car and split...now?"
Ginger
"You wrong bitch, those are the bad guys (pointing to Brian, Sydney, and Tyrone), they been doing some nasty things to people, against their will, they ruined me and no telling how many others!"
Paula getting emotional
"But it's not permanent, I know what they're doing isn't right, but it happens, this damn stuff just happens...I never said it was right (starting to cry), it just...it just happens!"
Hallucinating Guy standing and listening
"It's happening right now...I see the world, right now, and look...here I am surrounded by you beautiful woman...I'm in paradise!"
Angela
"Oh God, that's so pathetic, somebody just shoot him!"
Ginger
"Girl, your not going to fix this by helping them out, don't you see what I went through, these suckers have to pay!"
Paula
"Well, what is done is done, nothing I can do can do to fix that...it's water under the bridge, what can I do about it?"
Hallucinating Girl
"I want to go home now, I've seen the world, but now please take me home...I've been surveyed enough, keep me out of this!"
All the girls shaking their heads
Ginger
"See, I was like that, all goofy and plum out of my mind..."
Paula
"Yea, I'll bet your a lot of fun when you've been drinking, too...look, all I want is these two guys (pointing to Brian and Sydney), you can do what you want with the brother...he was the one running this organization, if you can call it that...but my boys are coming home with me, no if's or buts understand?"
Paula walks over and starts untying Brian (only in his underwear), then Sydney, as he too falls to the floor.
Paula
"What in the hell did you drug them with anyway...man they're conked out good?"
Ginger
"Suppose to be a contact serum...suppose to wear off in an hour or two, but I don't even know what it is?"
Paula
"Well, that's just great, what am I suppose to do now?"
Angela
"Pour some cold water on them, that usually does the trick?"
Paula
"Come on (waving the toy pistol), help me move these guys over, you grab some legs and you grab the arms (grabbing Brian), put him over on the table.
The girls comply.
Ginger
"So, what are you going to do with us, remember...we're not the problem here?"
Paula
"I'm still on the fence with all this shit, so fuck, I know what's going on, and yea...it's pretty disgusting...that's not what we're talking about here, so quit messing with my head..."
Paula starts looking through Tyrone's refrigerator, finds vial of B-12, and finds a packaged needle set in stash box.
Pulls a 10 milligram draw of the B-12 into the syringe, pats Brian's butt with a prep pad and injects the dose into him.
Angela
"So, I'm confused, you thought coming over here was going to fix anything?"
Ginger
"Aw fuck, she's in Love with one of the mad men, can't you see this shit?"
Paula
"Well, there's the bad guys, and those that just got drawn in...save somebody's ass this morning...so here goes, take Tyrone if you want to, have a fucking field day for all I care...but remember, if you do any bodily harm to him, the police will consider that mayhem...and ah, that's not a traffic ticket either!"
Brian starts coming around, scratching his neck, noticing he's not wearing any clothes.
Brian
"Whoa man, what's going on...man my neck is killing me...where's my clothes, shit?"
Paula
"Welcome back stranger, you were attacked my some misguided mosquitoes...your clothes are over there...hey, feel like driving?"
Brian
"Not really, where are we going?"
Paula
"Out...I'm calling the cops to come get your boss...if they're lucky...look, hate to throw you an ultimatum in your condition, but you need to decide on me or this shit...wouldn't wait too long on your answer, I think the natives are ready to cut your ass...I mean these vigilante bitzos are damn near ready to cut your damn balls off, so what is it?"
Brian seeing Ginger as former abductee
"That's the girl...one of them anyway we once did, I remember that face!"
Ginger
"You damn right bastard, you lucky your still...
Paula
"Shut up right now twinkle tits...you see her Brian...catch back with her would have either left you dead or wishing you were, so come on, we gotta go, Sydney's already in the back seat, I'm suggesting that you make an attempt to get your van out, too!"
Ginger walking up
"What's the big game plan Mother Love?"
Paula
"Look...I get it, don't push...once I leave with the boys in tow, I'm calling the cops over here...the hallucinating couple wandering around the neighborhood (looking at Brian) no telling where they're at, thanks to your sorry ass...but anyway, here's the deal, you either quit this shit this morning and have a chance with me or you can sit in some hell hole jail for no telling how long and waste your life away, you here me?"
Brian confused
"You mean you came over here...to give yourself...to me?"
Paula
"Look, I know your in no condition to make critical decisions...choices...but you don't have much time...so the prognosis is you either become a doctor and I will be your wife or you can spend twenty something years in a jail cell with some guy named Big Joe and you can be his bitch...what say you?"
Brian
"I like the first idea...can we go now?"
Hallucinating Couple coming back into parking lot from roaming around neighborhood.
Hallucinating Guy
"Where did you say we had to go to complete this taste test, this is taking too long...where is outside anyway?"
Hallucinating Girl
"It tasted good going down, but you just can't remember drinking it..."
Everybody just looks at each other and starts laughing.
(Scene Close)
EPILOGUE
Brian and Paula did get married, but Brian and Sydney never completed
their M.D. degrees due to the fact they had both forged their residency documents.
Instead they both became licensed homeopathic consultants in the State of California,
opening a chain of very successful nutritional stores called "Brain Foods".
Tyrone was found dead after he apparently overdosed on a wafer of Serotonin, that
he accidentally mistook for a Pop-Tart!
Ding-Wing was arrested and charged with trafficking unregistered body parts
and unclassified body fluids, however he was eventually acquitted after the authorities
found that the process was valid, just not recognized or understood by the court system.
Ding-Wing received a patent on the extraction process which he ended up selling to a
pharmaceutical company for billions of dollars.
He now lives on his own private island in the Turks,
where he offers memory sabbaticals to visiting clients!
(The End)
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